Me.You.SaturdayNight.
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my friend gave me a bouquet of chicken mcnuggets for valentines day
this is how you woo a lady
(via superwh0lock)
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I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
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guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
HOLY SHTI I CAN’T BEREATH
Canada
(via fuckyeah-the-avengers)
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i bet that if someone arranged all the harry potter gifs on tumblr chronologically we’d get the complete 8 movies
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I’d kiss the crossroads
demon a thousand times to
keep your heart pumping(via twobrothersandacar)
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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
Its back.
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WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
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WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
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there are always 3 types of sims gamers:
- benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
- distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
- loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL
- dog breeder: you get a baby and you get a baby and YOU GET A BABY EVERYBODY GETS BABIEEEEEES!
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Just remember everyone,
- We still have the 50th anniversary
- David and Billie are coming back
- We have at least 2ish more hours of Matt footage because the 50th is going to be movie length, plus the Christmas special, which is like we had 3+ more regular episodes
- Season 8 won’t have as many hiatuses as 7 did
- Jenna is confirmed for season 8
- There’s going to be a new British guy to fawn over
- Someone is going to get a really great url of said British person’s name
(via hiddles-cannibal)
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(via angelbeatsheaven)
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